We came across this alien looking, penis type thing, hanging out of a tree.  The bottom end actually seemed to glow like a light bulb.  We thought it was a fungus or some other type of growth.  We also thought maybe there was an arborist somewhere laughing his ass off, after grafting this thing to the tree.  Just so you don’t go crazy guess what it is, I’ll tell you….it’s tree sap.  Slowly leaking out and drying as it runs.